You keep snoozing the alarm and suddenly realise it is almost time to leave the house, and you’ve not even woke the kids up yet!
Every pair of tight you pull out have holes in the gusset right near the thighs, you can’t wear them, or your legs will be redrawn from the chub rub! So now you have to rummage through the laundry mountain on the sofa in the hope you will find some without holes before your teenage daughters nick off with them first.
The kids are rummaging through the laundry mountain on the sofa and playing tights tug of war! You’re trying to put the kettle in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard and contend with filling lunch boxes and rallying around for a clean pe kit and the missing trainer.
You can’t find your work keys which you dumped on Friday when you got home from work, and you should’ve left 20 minutes ago.
You can’t wait to get home, and you have not even made it to work yet!
When you finally get to work and switch the PC on, you find Windows needs more updates, which requires the sodding thing to restart 3-4 times!
You can’t remember what the company name is your answering the phone for or if it is morning or afternoon!
When you have drunk enough coffee to fuel a car, and yet you still feel like you need more caffeine to get you moving.
You google Motivational Monday quotes, but it is still not motivating you at all al, and you are still procrastinating.
You make it to lunchtime, but you have to go to the shop for a creme egg to give you a little kick up the backside.
Let’s make it official we need to scrap Monday! Who is with me?
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This is not necessarily accurate for me…but I’m weird. LOL As a sahm for 20 years, every day is the same. Since I homeschool, every day really is just like the day before. Weekends are a bit different because hubby is home too, but still not too different. And I LOVE mornings. but I LOVE coffee so mornings without coffee wouldn’t work for me. lol. Happy Monday to you;)
Lindsay Aratari
5 years ago
ALL SO TRUE! Happy Monday 🙂
Gavin
5 years ago
I’m a stay at home Dad so everyday feels like the same to me. I hear ya though on alarm snoozing. My wife is the master at it
Half of this is true I have to admit. But come to think of it, Monday is the new start of the week, it supposes to be good and we shall keep it a good habit to have a positive start always.
Shar
5 years ago
Hahaha so very true and all too relatable! Every week you know they are coming but they always hit ya like a ton of bricks 🙂
This post was such a fun and quick read! I’ve had such an erratic schedule for the past year and a half that I don’t do typical Mondays anymore, at least not the part where I dread it on a Sunday, and yet Mondays catch me going through the Monday motions as well!
Half of this is true I have to admit. But come to think of it, Monday is the new start of the week, it supposes to be good and we shall keep it a good habit to have a positive start always.
This is not necessarily accurate for me…but I’m weird. LOL As a sahm for 20 years, every day is the same. Since I homeschool, every day really is just like the day before. Weekends are a bit different because hubby is home too, but still not too different. And I LOVE mornings. but I LOVE coffee so mornings without coffee wouldn’t work for me. lol. Happy Monday to you;)
This post was such a fun and quick read! I’ve had such an erratic schedule for the past year and a half that I don’t do typical Mondays anymore, at least not the part where I dread it on a Sunday, and yet Mondays catch me going through the Monday motions as well!
– Laura // afinnontheloose.com
Shar
5 years ago
Hahaha so very true and all too relatable! Every week you know they are coming but they always hit ya like a ton of bricks 🙂
This couldn’t be more accurate! I drink coffee like the world depends on it on mondays! Haha
Hello Katie-Louise! A creme egg is the absolute correct answer to Monday. What a great post! So glad it’s only Wednesday. 🙂
Yay for scrapping Mondays! I’m in!
This is not necessarily accurate for me…but I’m weird. LOL As a sahm for 20 years, every day is the same. Since I homeschool, every day really is just like the day before. Weekends are a bit different because hubby is home too, but still not too different. And I LOVE mornings. but I LOVE coffee so mornings without coffee wouldn’t work for me. lol. Happy Monday to you;)
ALL SO TRUE! Happy Monday 🙂
I’m a stay at home Dad so everyday feels like the same to me. I hear ya though on alarm snoozing. My wife is the master at it
Half of this is true I have to admit. But come to think of it, Monday is the new start of the week, it supposes to be good and we shall keep it a good habit to have a positive start always.
Hahaha so very true and all too relatable! Every week you know they are coming but they always hit ya like a ton of bricks 🙂
They sure do! But returning to work after a holiday is even worse 😉
Yep, this sounds like a classic Monday. Except you forgot spilling something on yourself! ha!
That normally only happens when I am wearing a very bright white top! lol 😉
I laughed pretty hard at not remembering how to answer the phone. Been there, done that. What a day.
My days! I think this is sometimes not a Monday thing .. Lol 😉
Hmmm…. I will admit it. I LOVE Mondays.
You crazy kinda guy 😉
Most of these sound like the Monday blues to me!
Nar, not really. Mondays are hardest when you have 3 kids to get ready for school and work full time 😉 X
This post was such a fun and quick read! I’ve had such an erratic schedule for the past year and a half that I don’t do typical Mondays anymore, at least not the part where I dread it on a Sunday, and yet Mondays catch me going through the Monday motions as well!
– Laura // afinnontheloose.com
ALL SO TRUE! Happy Monday 🙂
Hello Katie-Louise! A creme egg is the absolute correct answer to Monday. What a great post! So glad it’s only Wednesday. 🙂
Half of this is true I have to admit. But come to think of it, Monday is the new start of the week, it supposes to be good and we shall keep it a good habit to have a positive start always.
This is not necessarily accurate for me…but I’m weird. LOL As a sahm for 20 years, every day is the same. Since I homeschool, every day really is just like the day before. Weekends are a bit different because hubby is home too, but still not too different. And I LOVE mornings. but I LOVE coffee so mornings without coffee wouldn’t work for me. lol. Happy Monday to you;)
Yay for scrapping Mondays! I’m in!
This couldn’t be more accurate! I drink coffee like the world depends on it on mondays! Haha
I’m a stay at home Dad so everyday feels like the same to me. I hear ya though on alarm snoozing. My wife is the master at it
Hmmm…. I will admit it. I LOVE Mondays.
You crazy kinda guy 😉
Most of these sound like the Monday blues to me!
Nar, not really. Mondays are hardest when you have 3 kids to get ready for school and work full time 😉 X
I laughed pretty hard at not remembering how to answer the phone. Been there, done that. What a day.
My days! I think this is sometimes not a Monday thing .. Lol 😉
Yep, this sounds like a classic Monday. Except you forgot spilling something on yourself! ha!
That normally only happens when I am wearing a very bright white top! lol 😉
This post was such a fun and quick read! I’ve had such an erratic schedule for the past year and a half that I don’t do typical Mondays anymore, at least not the part where I dread it on a Sunday, and yet Mondays catch me going through the Monday motions as well!
– Laura // afinnontheloose.com
Hahaha so very true and all too relatable! Every week you know they are coming but they always hit ya like a ton of bricks 🙂
They sure do! But returning to work after a holiday is even worse 😉